Is computer male or female

manohar_bv · Joined: 01 Feb 2006 Posts: 1 Location: ANANTAPUR

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prabhat.singh · Joined: 19 Jan 2006 Posts: 12 Location: Pune

what do you think, boss? Smile

harindra · Joined: 22 Jan 2006 Posts: 9 Location: bangalore

what is this??? i m bamboozled

Bansari · Joined: 14 Feb 2006 Posts: 22

well, this is a very very interesting question. well lets see what a computer can do.
Computer can compute, can play song, can facilitate the difficult proccesses, it also can perform so many task very very fast. now whocan do this all?? a Man or a Woman?? I think a Man. so in my openion computer is man..
but as a softwae engineer i can say that a computer is a idiot box. yes it can perform all difficult task. but computer needs all kind of crap information to actually perform that task. for example if you ask a person to add 2 and 5 the person will replay 'the answer is 7' but if you ask computer to add 2 and 5 it will perform '2+5' but it will not print the answer. you have to give a comand to print the answer then only it will display '7' . This is my second reson to belive that computer is a Man. Smile

(well please take it easy..its just for fun)

WildCAT · Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:41 pm Post subject:

wow, very interesting topic......
a computer is to perform on something we order but not on request(because whn u give a command it definitely has to give the result)so u're getting whtever the result u want from a comp. hence its a male for women & female for men.....am i wrong my dear friends?????

and hello bansari,
u consider it as male right? ok gud but as u said,it works only whn u instruct it otherwise its equivalent to a dead body(acc. to u...an idiot box)....means its ordered or instructed by a woman only thn it starts working.....i.e., "behind every successful man is a woman" & "behind every successful comp is also a woman" i thnk u've agreed wid this???????????????
hahaha
plz dont take it serious guyzzzzzz
bye

magesh · Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Posts: 13 Location: tamilnadu

i think computer is female.becauz the female is tell anything like that
computer also tell everything.

achutam · Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Posts: 1 Location: mumbai

as we know that same repels and opposite attracts. therfore in my opinion the computer is of oppsite sex depending upon the user who is using it. as one starts using it,he/she get more attached to it as it provides all kinds of stuff one needs.

badshaah · Been around a while Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 31

let see ur family in this matter :-
ur mom always get up early in the morning and do all her work like cooking, watering and so many works herself. u dont ask her to do all her job and works or u dont force her to do all her work.
but man has to ask and force for all his work.
in the same manner we have to give a command to the computer and after the command computer works.
by this example i think that computer is MAN.